Having spent a few hours messing around on line with current affairs stuff, BBC News http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/, Sky News http://news.sky.com/, the Daily Beast CheatSheat http://www.thedailybeast.com (US media site), Press Gazette (B2B subscription magazine for the press) and television station NECN (New England Cable News http://www.necn.com/) - because my kids live in Massachusetts - I'm beginning to think I might be part way to addiction!
Then there's local news, thisisderbyshire, and sports news for Derby County FC - my team and I don't care what anyone says - up the Rams.
I also went through the routine of checking emails and clearing out the Inbox and the Junk, (a bit like cleaning out a budgie or the cat's litter tray - necessary). Then there's stuff like checking Facebook, Twitter, blogs, and LinkedIn; and Skype is open so I can communicate visually with people who might want to video speak! The tabs across the top of my screen tell the whole, sad story.
There's more.
I've been on-line checking the university library catalogue to see the availability of some books I need. I've put in a remote request and once they're available, I can go and collect. I've also ordered a couple of Christmas gifts from amazon.co.uk and a birthday card from moonpig.com.
The iPhone's on charge again along with the iPad, iPod and DSLite. And I've switched on the television for some entertainment while I have lunch.
So why have I dedicated such a large part of my day to such stuff?
I'm nosey. Or maybe a better word is curious. I have a need to know what's going on. I confess to not following celebrities, TV soaps, hip-hop, fashion or chocolate-loving-anorexics, but generally the world fascinates me.
I am interested in current affairs, politics, science, engineering, technology, archaeology, opera, ballet, Gregorian chant, polyphony, fine art, geology, and how the heck we expect to survive when we're losing even the most basic skills and understanding about how our planet works.
If you suffer like me from an over abundance of 'that's interesting', there are techniques for managing your time on line. Like giving up smoking/alcohol/chocolate and Call of Duty, it's not easy, so here are my top ten tips to try, ( sorry, 'work in progress').
On a more basic level I log on to web sites for really mundane matters.Tips on how to grow your own veg for example. How ridiculous. I've been growing veg for 40 years! My grandfather, several uncles, my dad, my brother, my sister - we've always grow our own! Maybe I need reassurance that what I'm doing is right.
Then there are recipes and cooking techniques. Why do I look at these sites? I can't remember not being able to cook. Even as a three-year-old I'd stand on the kitchen stool and wash the lettuce or the cabbage; I was allowed to 'make pastry' and beat eggs and stir jelly and blancmange, (look it up!) when mum was cooking, I was cooking.
And it doesn't end there. I've moved with the times; Marguerite Paton, Fanny Craddock, Delia, Jamie and my number one Hugh F-W.
Seems I'm just a net.junky. Apparently, once you've accepted the problem you can do something about it.
I live in hope.